My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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