she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
