My balls are so social today.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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