Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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