So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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