No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
How's work?
Spinning.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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