I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Less talking, more tequila
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
