Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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