i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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