i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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