People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
My ATM looks so different sober.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He shit in the fireplace
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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