I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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