well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
