and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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