stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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