I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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