the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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