so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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