i don't like sucking hair
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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