turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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