fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Is it because I queefed?
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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