It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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