Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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