Kiss
Puke
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
third nipple confirmed
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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