So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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