Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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