hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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