so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
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