Taylor Swift is so right about you.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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