I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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