my mouth tastes like poor choices
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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