So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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