After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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