just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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