either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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