K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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