Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Plan B is the new Plan A
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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