my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I have tasted many bathrooms