I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
