let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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