why didn't you poke me back
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
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i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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