It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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