i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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