im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
So much rum. So many feels.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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