she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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