Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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