i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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