I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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