I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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