yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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