I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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