Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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