help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i think i have two assholes
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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