Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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