just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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